Iainism

From Tractatus

See Smirk

Glossary of Terms

"something mean"
"Hello, want to be friends?"
[shrug]
Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away.
um
I am trying to think of something mean to say.
uh
I have thought of something mean to say, but it is really mean.
[turns red]
I know something mean to say, but you are really cute.
hmm
Clearly, you are already in pain, and I should say something comforting.
heh
Doesn't life suck?
hehe
Doesn't life suck for them?
hehe ok
I am embarassed to say so, but what you suggested sounds like fun.
ha
Groan.
haha
Wow, you think that is funny?
mmm
Sounds like life sucks for you. On the bright side, I am about to give you some really bad advice to show you things could be worse.
ah
I am judging you right now.
comma-space-but
Your sophomoric argument was confusing enough that it required 5 seconds to find a counter example.
Oh, yeah.
Either I am about to say something profound, or you just did.
You are right
I am no longer interested in your opinion.
A friend of mine...
One day I hope to have experienced something myself, but until then, here is someone else's opinion.
Bastard!
I am not really saying anything about your mother. No, it is really about you.
Jerk!
I enjoy your company.
"something nice"
"Beautiful, let's go get lost in a corner."
I would save you from a Bus.
Please be careful when crossing the road, I am more likely to miss you than that Bus.
Elizabeth told me...
While normally, I might value your opinion, in this case, I don't.
Natarajan says...
The upcoming comment is about food.
Glenn would say...
The upcoming comment is all about the ladies...
deserving
synonym for demanding, but with a positive connotation.
Advanced Play
From board games: What you suggest is either a good idea, or you don't know what a good idea is.